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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*


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