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if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i


shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with


when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you



what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

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